Store Subscribe Subscriptions to Gastronomie D’Enfer are no longer available, but you can buy back issues below. Human existence is futile; life, love, and experience are fleeting. Godspeed and good luck. Back Issues! Vol 1 “Red” – June 2015 $5.00 USDVol 2 “Blue” – Sept 2015 $5.00 USDVol 3 “Krampus” – Dec 2015 $5.00 USDVol 4 “The Whine Issue” – Apr 2016 $5.00 USDVol 5 “The Anniversary Issue” – Jul 2016 $5.00 USD Did you miss an issue for some fucking reason? Well now you can redeem yourself because HERE ARE THE BACK ISSUES! These are not reprints: they are original, first-run issues. There are a limited number available, so get them while they last. Or else you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. Buy Stickers Buy one of these 3″ X 6″ Gastronomie D’Enfer bumper stickers and impress your friends with your crappy sticker! But maybe your friend isn’t impressed by your sticker. Maybe your friend makes fun of your sticker instead. Maybe you buy 100 more. Maybe your friend wakes up bricked behind a wall, those same Gastronomie D’Enfer stickers plastered over his eyes, nose, and mouth. Who’s laughing now, “friend?” Coasters These coasters are perfect for resting your drink on, while you sit in a darkened room, waiting to die. At least you won’t have left a ring on the coffee table when your landlord finds your body! You get a pack of four, just in case you have a tendency to leave four half-finished glasses of Frangelico lying around. Anxiously awaiting my first issue! Bated fucking breath. Reply Ordered. How this doesn’t suck balls Reply Do you have any copies left? Reply Yes we DO have copies of all five issues still in stock. You can order these through this website. Thank you for your support! Sincerely, SMFG Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.